I want these eyeshadows. I don’t care what they look like.

I want these eyeshadows. I don’t care what they look like.

Mundane Monday Update

Last night, I’m pretty sure I passed a kidney stone. It was painful. So painful that I stopped being able to hear. I didn’t get a look in the toilet because I flushed quickly so I could turn around an puke. Didn’t end up puking. Just caught my breath, regained my auditory sense and went back to bed.

At work today, I figured out how to give a client a refund all by myself. But um, they only needed the refund because I had accidentally over charged them. So I put out my own fire, but I did it by thinking critically and figuring out the charge machine.

Speaking of putting out fires, a small dish of alcohol set on fire today. The dish was made of thin disposable plastic that also set on fire. I located the fire extinguisher but decided that if I were to use it, the silica powder (did you know that’s what’s in an extinguisher?) would contaminate my DNA samples making my PCR not work. So I put out the fire by smothering it: with a piece of plastic and trash that also set on fire. The counter has a burn on it, but if I find out tomorrow that my PCR worked, I won’t care.


lizclimo:

happy easter 

lizclimo:

happy easterĀ 

(via thefrogman)

The songĀ  “Closing time” is actually about being born. No really! The writer, Dan Wilson, claims this at the end of a NPR interview.

iamdawt:

This is a real hoot to watch! (via Watching these two old women fly for the first time is pure gold)

This recording is of a 52 Hz whale calle (sped up 10 times). The whale that makes this call has been dubbed “52 Hertz-the loneliest whale in the ocean” because no other whale calls at this sound.

PRECIPITATION! I might be the only person happy about this.

PRECIPITATION! I might be the only person happy about this.

georgetakei:

Then the sphincter and the crutch start to have their own ideas. http://ift.tt/1gzY2ku

georgetakei:

Then the sphincter and the crutch start to have their own ideas. http://ift.tt/1gzY2ku