guys I actually shed a tear

I can’t even.
Someday I’ll get a video with good audio of Mitts, but basically he talks a lot like this.

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#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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How do I uninstall anxiety

I bake apparently!


Archer fish hunt by shooting jets of water at their prey to knock them into the water where the fish can eat them. Previous research showed that the archer fish’s projectile jet is pulsed such that the water released at a later time has a greater velocity. This makes the jet bunch up so that a ball of liquid hits the prey with greater force than the jet would otherwise. A recently released paper shows that the archer fish actively adjust their liquid jets in order to strike targets at different distances while maintaining this bunching effect. To control the jets, the fish adjust both how long they jet and what speed they impart to the fluid by changing how they open and close their mouths. (VIdeo credit: Nature; research credit: P. Gerullis and S. Schuster; via; submitted by @jchawner)



As a MAN you should be able to put your woman in check without having to lay a single finger on her, but y’all don’t hear me.

You tried to not be misogynistic, but you failed pretty horribly.

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I guess those are my options huh…

I guess those are my options huh…

Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?


omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week.